Mateys Before Wenches Sweatshirt and Hoodie polski t-shirt Go ahead- let them Axe

Go ahead- let them Axe you where you got it

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Mateys Before Wenches Sweatshirt and Hoodie polski t-shirt Go ahead- let them AxeAhoy! This classic phrase has been put out there by many groups Bros before Hoes, Dicks Before Chicks, Pals before Gals, Dongs before Thongs, and the list goes on.. We figured seamen needed their own clever way of saying lets have a boys night out enter the awesome Mateys before Wenches sweatshirt. Wear it to the yacht club its bound to make you some new friends